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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
- Currently 2.83/5
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2.8/5 (263 votes)
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Submitted by: ben66062 |
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Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
- Currently 3.33/5
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3.3/5 (267 votes)
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Submitted by: sk8r888 |
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Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
- Currently 3.51/5
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3.5/5 (270 votes)
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Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06 |
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Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
- Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (278 votes)
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Submitted by: Nimrod332 |
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Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
- Currently 3.18/5
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3.2/5 (282 votes)
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Submitted by: zzzanny |
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Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
- Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (287 votes)
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Submitted by: m10maradona |
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Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
- Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (288 votes)
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Submitted by: Robert ® |
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Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
- Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (290 votes)
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Submitted by: Bran10x |
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Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
- Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (305 votes)
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Submitted by: balady224 |
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
- Currently 3.55/5
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3.5/5 (308 votes)
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Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se |
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Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
- Currently 2.86/5
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2.9/5 (320 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
- Currently 3.40/5
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3.4/5 (326 votes)
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Submitted by: noodlemcdude13 |
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