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Yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the street and I asked her did you loose a shoe? and she naw I just found one!
- Currently 3.39/5
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3.4/5 (202 votes)
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Submitted by: KELLY C iS AWSM |
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Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
- Currently 3.35/5
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3.4/5 (203 votes)
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Submitted by: Bran10x |
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Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
- Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (204 votes)
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Submitted by: im_not_ok3 |
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
- Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (206 votes)
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Submitted by: dfkgndjf |
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Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
- Currently 3.68/5
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3.7/5 (219 votes)
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Submitted by: spanther |
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Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
- Currently 3.49/5
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3.5/5 (228 votes)
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Submitted by: x~peaches~x |
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Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)
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Submitted by: babe101 |
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Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
- Currently 3.23/5
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3.2/5 (235 votes)
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Submitted by: SkItTlEz |
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Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
- Currently 2.66/5
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2.7/5 (238 votes)
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Submitted by: SugerSweetyXo |
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
- Currently 3.40/5
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3.4/5 (240 votes)
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Submitted by: tyler nolan |
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Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
- Currently 3.33/5
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3.3/5 (252 votes)
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Submitted by: lessthanjake705 |
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Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
- Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (259 votes)
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Submitted by: yo momma |
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