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Yo mama's legs are like curdled milk, white and chunky
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3.4/5 (188 votes)
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Submitted by: TayS |
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Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
- Currently 3.22/5
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3.2/5 (157 votes)
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Submitted by: cosse |
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Your Mammas so poor I saw her walking done the street with a pig in her hand and I asked."Where'd you get that from." and the pig said I won her in a raffle!!
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3.5/5 (187 votes)
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Submitted by: *Tiny Bubbles* |
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Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
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2.6/5 (196 votes)
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Submitted by: Snkjak420 |
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Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
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4.2/5 (1041 votes)
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Submitted by: Riley anne |
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Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
- Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (204 votes)
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Submitted by: im_not_ok3 |
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Yo momma is so fat that she had to fedex the food to her stomach.
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3.4/5 (156 votes)
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Yo Momma's teeth are soo yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach Glows!
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3.4/5 (156 votes)
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Submitted by: Philly |
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Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
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3.8/5 (305 votes)
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Submitted by: balady224 |
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
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3.4/5 (240 votes)
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Submitted by: tyler nolan |
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Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
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4.4/5 (988 votes)
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Submitted by: bucko66209 |
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Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
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2.7/5 (157 votes)
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