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Message: Yupp here it is! This is (your sn)'s weather forecast coming at ya. When it's sunny and hot, or snowy and cold, I've got the weather for you! It's %temp degrees outside here in %city, %shortstate. The current weather conditions are %cond. It may be %temp degrees outside right now, but it sure feels like %feels degrees. It also feels like %feeltxt. Right now the speed of the wind is %wind and it looks like its going towards the %wdir. Right now it seems like the Sunrise will be around %sunrise, and the sunset will be around %sunset. The moon rise will be about %moonrise and the moon set should be happening at about %moonset. Right now its %t on %d and this is (your name) giving you the weather 411.
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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
  • Currently 2.83/5
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2.8/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: ben66062
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
  • Currently 4.06/5
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4.1/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: Englishbarnbrat9
Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
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2.6/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: Nimrod332
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
  • Currently 3.60/5
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3.6/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: sodaboy93
Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
  • Currently 3.49/5
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3.5/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: x~peaches~x
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
  • Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (396 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
  • Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: dfkgndjf
Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
  • Currently 3.35/5
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3.4/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (290 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: babe101
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
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3.4/5 (326 votes)

Submitted by: noodlemcdude13

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