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Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
- Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (736 votes)
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Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06 |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
- Currently 3.63/5
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3.6/5 (451 votes)
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Submitted by: K-Dawg |
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Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
- Currently 3.52/5
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3.5/5 (348 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
- Currently 2.16/5
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2.2/5 (452 votes)
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Submitted by: noturmomma |
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
- Currently 3.60/5
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3.6/5 (336 votes)
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Submitted by: someone special |
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Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
- Currently 3.26/5
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3.3/5 (374 votes)
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Submitted by: LAURN |
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Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
- Currently 3.18/5
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3.2/5 (282 votes)
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Submitted by: zzzanny |
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Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
- Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (777 votes)
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Submitted by: the guy |
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Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
- Currently 2.86/5
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2.9/5 (320 votes)
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Submitted by: me |
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Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
- Currently 3.77/5
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3.8/5 (471 votes)
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Submitted by: Gabriella |
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Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
- Currently 3.33/5
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3.3/5 (252 votes)
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Submitted by: lessthanjake705 |
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Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
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3.7/5 (340 votes)
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Submitted by: SNSshine123 |
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