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Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
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3.4/5 (326 votes)
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Submitted by: noodlemcdude13 |
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Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)
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Submitted by: babe101 |
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Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
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3.6/5 (290 votes)
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Submitted by: Bran10x |
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Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
- Currently 3.35/5
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3.4/5 (203 votes)
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Submitted by: Bran10x |
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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2.9/5 (206 votes)
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Submitted by: dfkgndjf |
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Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
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3.8/5 (396 votes)
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Submitted by: Tyler Henson |
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Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
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3.5/5 (228 votes)
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Submitted by: x~peaches~x |
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Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
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3.6/5 (331 votes)
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Submitted by: sodaboy93 |
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Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
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2.6/5 (278 votes)
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Submitted by: Nimrod332 |
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Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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4.1/5 (796 votes)
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Submitted by: Englishbarnbrat9 |
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Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
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3.9/5 (478 votes)
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
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2.8/5 (263 votes)
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Submitted by: ben66062 |
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