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Category: Funny
Message: 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.
Submitted By: DuckyHockey02

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Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
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2.7/5 (157 votes)

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Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
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4.4/5 (988 votes)

Submitted by: bucko66209
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
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3.4/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: tyler nolan
Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
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3.8/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: balady224
Yo Momma's teeth are soo yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach Glows!
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3.4/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: Philly
Yo momma is so fat that she had to fedex the food to her stomach.
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3.4/5 (156 votes)

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Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
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3.1/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: im_not_ok3
Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
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4.2/5 (1040 votes)

Submitted by: Riley anne
Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
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2.6/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Snkjak420
Your Mammas so poor I saw her walking done the street with a pig in her hand and I asked."Where'd you get that from." and the pig said I won her in a raffle!!
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3.5/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: *Tiny Bubbles*
Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: cosse
Yo mama's legs are like curdled milk, white and chunky
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3.4/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: TayS

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