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Category: Romance
Message: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air.
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Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
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4.4/5 (988 votes)

Submitted by: bucko66209
Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
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4.2/5 (1040 votes)

Submitted by: Riley anne
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
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4.1/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: Englishbarnbrat9
Yo mama is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
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4.1/5 (862 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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3.9/5 (965 votes)

Submitted by: someone
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
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3.9/5 (991 votes)

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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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3.9/5 (993 votes)

Submitted by: this sexi grl
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
  • Currently 3.86/5
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3.9/5 (803 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (810 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
  • Currently 3.93/5
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3.9/5 (805 votes)

Submitted by: FunleyMonky675
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
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3.8/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: mENV4life02

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