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Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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3.8/5 (789 votes)
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Submitted by: Barrett |
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Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
- Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (777 votes)
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Submitted by: the guy |
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Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
- Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (736 votes)
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Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06 |
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Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
- Currently 3.77/5
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3.8/5 (471 votes)
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Submitted by: Gabriella |
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Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
- Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (396 votes)
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Submitted by: Tyler Henson |
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Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
- Currently 3.78/5
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3.8/5 (503 votes)
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Submitted by: iluvmymojomonkey |
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Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
- Currently 3.85/5
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3.8/5 (592 votes)
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Submitted by: Wbdrew7 |
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Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
- Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (305 votes)
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Submitted by: balady224 |
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You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
- Currently 3.74/5
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3.7/5 (650 votes)
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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
- Currently 3.71/5
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3.7/5 (606 votes)
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Submitted by: slpiknot3it |
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Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
- Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (340 votes)
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Submitted by: SNSshine123 |
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Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
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3.7/5 (351 votes)
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Submitted by: TheNmbr21 |
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