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Category: Romance
Message: I was born the day you kissed me, I died inside the night yo left me, but I lived while you loved me.
Submitted By: Madonna Clark

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Yo Momma Away Messages

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Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • Currently 2.16/5
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2.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: noturmomma
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
  • Currently 2.36/5
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2.4/5 (372 votes)

Submitted by: YoMamasKing
Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: Nimrod332
Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
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2.6/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Snkjak420
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
  • Currently 2.66/5
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2.7/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: SugerSweetyXo
Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
  • Currently 2.68/5
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2.7/5 (157 votes)

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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
  • Currently 2.83/5
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2.8/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: ben66062
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
  • Currently 2.86/5
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2.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
  • Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: dfkgndjf
Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: im_not_ok3
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
  • Currently 3.23/5
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: StLouie246

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