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Category: Summer
Message: Summer times
summer days
oh those special times
to come out and play
Comes once a year
Then wait forever
But its back
The beautiful summer
sitting in the shade
drinking cool lemonade
hanging in the sun
Having lots of fun
Doing our thing
Till we scream
Late camp fires
Scary stories
Close together
This time it wont be boring
Cause the party is not gonna stop
Summer 04 is gonna rock
Submitted By: yumi true&4eva

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Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
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2.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: noturmomma
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
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2.4/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: YoMamasKing
Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
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2.6/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: Nimrod332
Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
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2.6/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Snkjak420
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
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2.7/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: SugerSweetyXo
Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
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2.7/5 (157 votes)

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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
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2.8/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: ben66062
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
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2.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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2.9/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: dfkgndjf
Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: im_not_ok3
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: StLouie246

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