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Message: When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
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Yo Momma Away Messages

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Yo mama so short she saw a baby and thought it was shaq
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (165 votes)

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Yo momma's lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray.
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: cosse
Yo momma's got one big boob an one small boob..they call her biggie smalls!
  • Currently 3.07/5
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3.1/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: im_not_ok3
Yo Momma so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch
  • Currently 2.86/5
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2.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
  • Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (206 votes)

Submitted by: dfkgndjf
Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
  • Currently 2.83/5
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2.8/5 (263 votes)

Submitted by: ben66062
Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.
  • Currently 2.66/5
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2.7/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: SugerSweetyXo
Yo mommas head is so small she has to use a tea bag as a pillow!
  • Currently 2.68/5
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2.7/5 (157 votes)

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Yo Momma so stupid her favorite color is clear.
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: Nimrod332
Yo momma is a master rapper......a master burrito rapper!
  • Currently 2.63/5
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2.6/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Snkjak420
I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
  • Currently 2.36/5
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2.4/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: YoMamasKing
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • Currently 2.16/5
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2.2/5 (452 votes)

Submitted by: noturmomma

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