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Category: Valentines
Message: To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Happy Valentine's Day!
Submitted By: sExImOnKeY319

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Yo mama's legs are like curdled milk, white and chunky
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3.4/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: TayS
Yo momma is so poor I saw her walking down the street and I asked her did you loose a shoe? and she naw I just found one!
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3.4/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: KELLY C iS AWSM
Yo momma is so fat that she had to fedex the food to her stomach.
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3.4/5 (156 votes)

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Yo Momma's teeth are soo yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach Glows!
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3.4/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: Philly
Yo mama's so fat she has her own zipcode
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3.3/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanjake705
Yo Momma is like a doornob, everyone gets a turn.
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3.3/5 (267 votes)

Submitted by: sk8r888
Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
  • Currently 3.26/5
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3.3/5 (374 votes)

Submitted by: LAURN
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
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3.3/5 (195 votes)

Submitted by: wananoe
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
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3.2/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: yo momma
Yo Mamma is like a hockey playa, she doesnt changer her pads for 3 periods!
  • Currently 3.23/5
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3.2/5 (345 votes)

Submitted by: StLouie246
Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.
  • Currently 3.18/5
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: zzzanny
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
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3.2/5 (235 votes)

Submitted by: SkItTlEz

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