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Message: Why was Michael Jackson late for his trial? ... Because he passed an elementry school on his way there.
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I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
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3.5/5 (373 votes)

Submitted by: richie
Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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3.5/5 (270 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on da scale and and it said to be continued...
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3.5/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: me
Yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
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3.5/5 (351 votes)

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Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped onto the scale it said "to infinity and beyond!"
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3.5/5 (308 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!
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3.5/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: x~peaches~x
Your Mammas so poor I saw her walking done the street with a pig in her hand and I asked."Where'd you get that from." and the pig said I won her in a raffle!!
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3.5/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: *Tiny Bubbles*
Yo momma so poor I went into her house to ask if I could use the bathroom and she said, "Just pick a corner"
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3.5/5 (174 votes)

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Yo Mamma's so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side.
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3.4/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!
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3.4/5 (326 votes)

Submitted by: noodlemcdude13
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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3.4/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: babe101
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a g-string, she wears an abcdefg-string
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3.4/5 (240 votes)

Submitted by: tyler nolan

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