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Message: If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
Submitted By: Chels

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Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: iampetey1117
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
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3.7/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: Robert
Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: m10maradona
Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
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3.7/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: spanther
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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3.6/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: someone special
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
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3.6/5 (391 votes)

Submitted by: PaCsUnBaBe135
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
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3.6/5 (399 votes)

Submitted by: puppylove
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
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3.6/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: K-Dawg
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
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3.6/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: sodaboy93
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
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3.6/5 (290 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo momma is so ugly when I brought her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back
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3.6/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: jrod
Yo mommas so poor the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted!
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3.6/5 (188 votes)

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