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Category: Life
Message: You only have a so long to live so you better get out there and do something with your life...DANCE like no ones watching SING like no one can hear you LIVE your life the way you want it and NEVER let anyone get in your way of living your dreams.
Submitted By: HANNAH!

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Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: iampetey1117
Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
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3.7/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: Robert
Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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3.7/5 (287 votes)

Submitted by: m10maradona
Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
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3.7/5 (219 votes)

Submitted by: spanther
Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
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3.6/5 (336 votes)

Submitted by: someone special
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
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3.6/5 (391 votes)

Submitted by: PaCsUnBaBe135
Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
  • Currently 3.61/5
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3.6/5 (399 votes)

Submitted by: puppylove
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
  • Currently 3.63/5
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3.6/5 (451 votes)

Submitted by: K-Dawg
Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
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3.6/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: sodaboy93
Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
  • Currently 3.64/5
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3.6/5 (290 votes)

Submitted by: Bran10x
Yo momma is so ugly when I brought her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back
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3.6/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: jrod
Yo mommas so poor the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted!
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3.6/5 (188 votes)

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