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Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
- Currently 3.71/5
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3.7/5 (351 votes)
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Submitted by: iampetey1117 |
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Yo mamma so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
- Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (288 votes)
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Submitted by: Robert ® |
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Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
- Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (287 votes)
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Submitted by: m10maradona |
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Yo Momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born!
- Currently 3.68/5
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3.7/5 (219 votes)
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Submitted by: spanther |
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she jumped off a boat and missed the water.
- Currently 3.60/5
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3.6/5 (336 votes)
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Submitted by: someone special |
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out....
- Currently 3.56/5
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3.6/5 (391 votes)
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Submitted by: PaCsUnBaBe135 |
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Your mama is so fat she jumped in to the ocean and the whales stated to sing we are family.
- Currently 3.61/5
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3.6/5 (399 votes)
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Submitted by: puppylove |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
- Currently 3.63/5
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3.6/5 (451 votes)
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Submitted by: K-Dawg |
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Yo Momma so dumb when she saw a bus with white people in it she said, "Go catch that twinky."
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3.6/5 (331 votes)
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Submitted by: sodaboy93 |
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Your mammas so stupid she got locked in mattress store and slept on the floor.
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3.6/5 (290 votes)
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Submitted by: Bran10x |
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Yo momma is so ugly when I brought her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back
- Currently 3.55/5
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3.6/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: jrod |
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Yo mommas so poor the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted!
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3.6/5 (188 votes)
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