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Category: Laundry
Message: Oh no, the lint is running away! Well, I guess it's time to do the laundry. Hold on while I catch my adventure.
Submitted By: Girliewhatever12

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Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
  • Currently 3.79/5
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3.8/5 (789 votes)

Submitted by: Barrett
Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate
  • Currently 3.76/5
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3.8/5 (777 votes)

Submitted by: the guy
Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (736 votes)

Submitted by: LilSportyBaby06
Yo momma's so fat that when she goes outside in her yellow jacket people say "Look it's the magic school bus!!!"
  • Currently 3.77/5
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3.8/5 (471 votes)

Submitted by: Gabriella
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
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3.8/5 (396 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
  • Currently 3.78/5
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3.8/5 (503 votes)

Submitted by: iluvmymojomonkey
Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
  • Currently 3.85/5
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3.8/5 (592 votes)

Submitted by: Wbdrew7
Yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery
  • Currently 3.82/5
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3.8/5 (305 votes)

Submitted by: balady224
You're mom's so stupid, she got locked up in a super market and starved
  • Currently 3.74/5
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3.7/5 (650 votes)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and hit target!!!!:-D
  • Currently 3.71/5
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3.7/5 (606 votes)

Submitted by: slpiknot3it
Yo Momma so fat, when she went to swim in the ocean she said "Oops I'm in the kiddy pool!"
  • Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: SNSshine123
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
  • Currently 3.68/5
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3.7/5 (351 votes)

Submitted by: TheNmbr21

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