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Category: sleep
Message: I can't be with you
So all I will do is sleep.
Please don't wake me up from this dream
For it's all of you that I can keep...
Submitted By: suicidekittie3

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Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
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4.4/5 (988 votes)

Submitted by: bucko66209
Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!
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4.2/5 (1041 votes)

Submitted by: Riley anne
Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
  • Currently 4.06/5
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4.1/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: Englishbarnbrat9
Yo mama is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.
  • Currently 4.13/5
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4.1/5 (862 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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3.9/5 (966 votes)

Submitted by: someone
Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
  • Currently 3.87/5
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3.9/5 (991 votes)

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Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
  • Currently 3.90/5
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3.9/5 (993 votes)

Submitted by: this sexi grl
Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
  • Currently 3.86/5
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3.9/5 (804 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo Mama's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (810 votes)

Submitted by: CaLbaTr00se
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
  • Currently 3.93/5
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3.9/5 (805 votes)

Submitted by: FunleyMonky675
Yo mama so dumb that when I said "christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it!
  • Currently 3.88/5
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3.9/5 (478 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Your mom is so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where??
  • Currently 3.80/5
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3.8/5 (603 votes)

Submitted by: mENV4life02

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