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Message: You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach!
Submitted By: Izzy

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Im sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting!
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3.7/5 (617 votes)

Submitted by: crazydazzle
I am away getting buff... you could come over and watch but you need tickets to THIS gun show!
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3.7/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: BadstBtchUkno69
I'm out getting myself a six pack. No, not beer you idiot! ABS!!!
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3.6/5 (337 votes)

Submitted by: MattZchiC4EVA
Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
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3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
I have the body of a god.... unfortunately its Buddha. At the gym.
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4.1/5 (298 votes)

Submitted by: nolesluver36
I just back from a run and I'm all sweaty.
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1.3/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanblink619
Wet....Stroke....Stroke....Swallow....Choke.....You guessed it, I've gone swimming for the moment! Pervert!
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3.6/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: LittleKitty
I am in shape...round is a shape!
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3.6/5 (256 votes)

Submitted by: princess
Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands.--Legally Blonde
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3.6/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: blueeyesub
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she starting walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 90 and we don't know where the hell she is!"You gotta stay in shape!! Thats why I am at dance!!
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3.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: danceRchic11188
As you sit here at your comp, I am carving my body in to that of an adonis. Leave a message and my ripped out biceps and washboard stomach will get back you your lagre butt later!
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3.3/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: littlejstymax
I am not here because I am stuck under all my weights.
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3.3/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72

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