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Category: Sleep
Message: Me+pillow+bed+blanket=sleeping
Submitted By: candyrox045

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Wet....Stroke....Stroke....Swallow....Choke.....You guessed it, I've gone swimming for the moment! Pervert!
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3.6/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: LittleKitty
I just back from a run and I'm all sweaty.
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1.3/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanblink619
I have the body of a god.... unfortunately its Buddha. At the gym.
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4.1/5 (298 votes)

Submitted by: nolesluver36
Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
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3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
I'm out getting myself a six pack. No, not beer you idiot! ABS!!!
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3.6/5 (337 votes)

Submitted by: MattZchiC4EVA
I am away getting buff... you could come over and watch but you need tickets to THIS gun show!
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3.7/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: BadstBtchUkno69
Im sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting!
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3.7/5 (617 votes)

Submitted by: crazydazzle



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