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Message: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
Submitted By: caitlin

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I am working out
and maybe you should be too
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3.3/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: agahfdk
Everyone says, "Yeah hes been working out...his jaw! He is huge!"
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
You know where the weight room is? I'll uh... check it out
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: nymets9234
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...rep's are so tiring, but then again, you wouldn't know that feeling...be back when I'm done getting all that winter flubber burned
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2.7/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: Shortey
My back aches, my pants to tight, my booty shakes from left to right, my songs are on, and now you know why I am at the gym! Be back in an hour!
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2.9/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: sweeetpea89
Trying to turn this flab into fab...okay so maybe it's closer to flab light, but I'll get there one day.
I'm working out...leave a message.
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3.2/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: Kadybug76
I'm gonna pump..(*clap*)...me up. So leave me a message now and i'll check it later you panzy.
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2.7/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
~Shootin hoops w/ myself...damn i'm good!!! ;) ttyl
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2.9/5 (70 votes)

Submitted by: xXbball32chicXx
I'm A Lean Mean Swimmin' Machine!!Leave A Message!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: some1
This work out isn't working out
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3.2/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: booma13323
Getting buff so you all can see me on ESPN2 in a lil speedo rubbed down in oil;-);-)
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2.8/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Working the butter off these buns8-) (I am out running)
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3.2/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: StephBGSU1

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