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Message: I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousnessís of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...Iím not here, leave a message)
Submitted By: TrixieBirdy14

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Getting buff so you all can see me on ESPN2 in a lil speedo rubbed down in oil;-);-)
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2.8/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
At the gym, so I stay slim, even when the lights are not so dim
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2.0/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: killabean
You know where the weight room is? I'll uh... check it out
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2.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: nymets9234
So fresh, so clean, in lots and lots of clorine... I'm in the pool for those who do not understand.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
As you sit here at your comp, I am carving my body in to that of an adonis. Leave a message and my ripped out biceps and washboard stomach will get back you your lagre butt later!
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3.3/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: littlejstymax
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...rep's are so tiring, but then again, you wouldn't know that feeling...be back when I'm done getting all that winter flubber burned
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2.7/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: Shortey
I'm gonna pump..(*clap*)...me up. So leave me a message now and i'll check it later you panzy.
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2.7/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: jayjobo
Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
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3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
I'm A Lean Mean Swimmin' Machine!!Leave A Message!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: some1
I'm getting all hot and sweaty....at the gym. Leave one.
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3.2/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: Rainmaker2439
As I'm turning into a sexy b*tch you are sitting there eating a bag of chips with a sexy b*tch like me on it! Now you know why I'm at the gym.
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2.6/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: footballchic8233
I'm out getting myself a six pack. No, not beer you idiot! ABS!!!
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3.6/5 (337 votes)

Submitted by: MattZchiC4EVA



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