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Message: Do you remember that day when we met
You told me this gets harder
Well, it did
Been holding on forever
Promise me that when I'm gone, you'll kill my enemies
The damage, you've inflicted temporary wounds
I'm coming back from the dead and I'll take you home with me
I'm taking back the life you stole
We never got that far
This helps me to think all through the night
Bright lights that won't kill me now, won't tell me how
Just you and I, your stareless eyes remain
Hip hip hooray for me
You talk to me
But would you kill me in my sleep
Lay still like the dead
From the razor to the rosary
We could lose ourselves
And paint these walls in pitchfork red
MCR
Submitted By: blazingsoul

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I have the body of a god.... unfortunately its Buddha. At the gym.
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4.1/5 (298 votes)

Submitted by: nolesluver36
Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
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3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
Im sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting!
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3.7/5 (617 votes)

Submitted by: crazydazzle
I am away getting buff... you could come over and watch but you need tickets to THIS gun show!
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3.7/5 (464 votes)

Submitted by: BadstBtchUkno69
Wet....Stroke....Stroke....Swallow....Choke.....You guessed it, I've gone swimming for the moment! Pervert!
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3.6/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: LittleKitty
I am in shape...round is a shape!
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3.6/5 (256 votes)

Submitted by: princess
Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands.--Legally Blonde
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3.6/5 (228 votes)

Submitted by: blueeyesub
I'm out getting myself a six pack. No, not beer you idiot! ABS!!!
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3.6/5 (337 votes)

Submitted by: MattZchiC4EVA
I am not here because I am stuck under all my weights.
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3.3/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
As you sit here at your comp, I am carving my body in to that of an adonis. Leave a message and my ripped out biceps and washboard stomach will get back you your lagre butt later!
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3.3/5 (139 votes)

Submitted by: littlejstymax
So fresh, so clean, in lots and lots of clorine... I'm in the pool for those who do not understand.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: tkf2k
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am working out
and maybe you should be too
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3.3/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: agahfdk

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