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Category: Gross
Message: A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
Submitted By: Dulce Chica

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As I'm turning into a sexy b*tch you are sitting there eating a bag of chips with a sexy b*tch like me on it! Now you know why I'm at the gym.
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2.6/5 (94 votes)

Submitted by: footballchic8233
I'm out sweating like a prostitue in church!
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2.5/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: lovely4581
I'm A Lean Mean Swimmin' Machine!!Leave A Message!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: some1
Everyone says, "Yeah hes been working out...his jaw! He is huge!"
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2.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Tyler Henson
I'm turning into a lean mean fightin machine right now, BUT I'LL BE BACK
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2.1/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: xavier
At the gym, so I stay slim, even when the lights are not so dim
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2.0/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: killabean
I just back from a run and I'm all sweaty.
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1.3/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: lessthanblink619



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