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I have the body of a god.... unfortunately its Buddha. At the gym.
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4.1/5 (298 votes)
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Submitted by: nolesluver36 |
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Hey, I may be a little overweight, but youre ugly. So I'm transforming into a hot chick naturally while you need plastic surgery.
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3.7/5 (323 votes)
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Submitted by: tkf2k |
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Im sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting!
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3.7/5 (617 votes)
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Submitted by: crazydazzle |
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I am away getting buff... you could come over and watch but you need tickets to THIS gun show!
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3.7/5 (464 votes)
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Submitted by: BadstBtchUkno69 |
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Wet....Stroke....Stroke....Swallow....Choke.....You guessed it, I've gone swimming for the moment! Pervert!
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3.6/5 (282 votes)
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Submitted by: LittleKitty |
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I am in shape...round is a shape!
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3.6/5 (256 votes)
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Submitted by: princess |
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Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don't kill their husbands.--Legally Blonde
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3.6/5 (228 votes)
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Submitted by: blueeyesub |
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I'm out getting myself a six pack. No, not beer you idiot! ABS!!!
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3.6/5 (337 votes)
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Submitted by: MattZchiC4EVA |
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I am not here because I am stuck under all my weights.
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3.3/5 (138 votes)
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Submitted by: jo dan72 |
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As you sit here at your comp, I am carving my body in to that of an adonis. Leave a message and my ripped out biceps and washboard stomach will get back you your lagre butt later!
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3.3/5 (139 votes)
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Submitted by: littlejstymax |
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So fresh, so clean, in lots and lots of clorine... I'm in the pool for those who do not understand.
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3.3/5 (113 votes)
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Submitted by: tkf2k |
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Roses are red
violets are blue
I am working out
and maybe you should be too
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3.3/5 (39 votes)
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Submitted by: agahfdk |
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