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Message: Dude did u know that a gorilla escaped? Well I didn't either until it knocked on my door, called me a dirty ho, and kicked me in the leg! So right now I am chasin that damn monkey! I'm gonna knock his lights out! Yeah thats what I'm gonna do so chill 4 a bit..!
Submitted By: lilstarbaby1205

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Unlike your spoiled, lazy, bratty, rich a$$...........I'M WORKING because I NEED MONEY!
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3.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: xxEmoBytch14xx
I'm broke and it ain't no joke, so stop IM'ing me 'cause I trying to make some $$$!
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2.2/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: *babi~G*
I should be working right now, don't add to my delinquency!
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3.0/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: pookiefly
I'm out earning the dolla dolla bills ya'll so I can get myself some bling bling.
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1.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: divegrl2003
I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

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Hey I am working like a slave right now doing all of my silly chores.
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1.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: michelle mockler
I thought America was a free country if it is then why am I slaving away for my boss at work?
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2.9/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: princess
Sittin' here getting nothing accomplished as usual...
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3.3/5 (46 votes)

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Out doing battle with the rooted enemy
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1.8/5 (47 votes)

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Work, A risk to my sanity.
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3.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: RoyalzKat
Im out being a slave for my parents!! I will be back in a sec
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2.6/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Whitney!!
You caught me at a bad time, %n. Im currently envolved in an intelligence operation on enemy soil. I'll try to get back to you in a few weeks.
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2.6/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: texas ranger

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