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Category: Drinking
Message: "Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having fun, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List [whichever is faster]. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to [borderline stalking]. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change."
Submitted By: skiforce99

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Same ole sh*t, just a different day.
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3.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Chino
Im out being a slave for my parents!! I will be back in a sec
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2.6/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Whitney!!
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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3.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Flip
Work, A risk to my sanity.
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3.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: RoyalzKat
"I love work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
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3.5/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: bleufaid
I am busy at the moment, but I wasn't when all your butts were sleepin!
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2.3/5 (51 votes)

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Sittin' here getting nothing accomplished as usual...
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3.3/5 (46 votes)

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I'm practicing my Jedi knight skills.
::Waves hand::
A message will do fine.
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1.9/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: CuteEbootiE134
Sorry im in HELL (ie. work)!
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3.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: the slacker
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

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You know how I told you my boss was a fire breather? Well, BYE BYEZ! I'm gone!
  • Currently 1.33/5
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1.3/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: *DevineSoREAL09*
Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn.
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3.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Hog78

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