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Category: ChuckNorris
Message: Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Submitted By: sillyrabbit

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You caught me at a bad time, %n. Im currently envolved in an intelligence operation on enemy soil. I'll try to get back to you in a few weeks.
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2.6/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: texas ranger
Hey I'm at work right now but if you want you can come visit me. I'm at the corner of Main St. and Church St.
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2.4/5 (78 votes)

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I am busy at the moment, but I wasn't when all your butts were sleepin!
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2.3/5 (51 votes)

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I'm broke and it ain't no joke, so stop IM'ing me 'cause I trying to make some $$$!
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2.2/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: *babi~G*
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
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2.1/5 (55 votes)

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Hey I am working like a slave right now doing all of my silly chores.
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1.9/5 (45 votes)

Submitted by: michelle mockler
I'm practicing my Jedi knight skills.
::Waves hand::
A message will do fine.
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1.9/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: CuteEbootiE134
I'm out earning the dolla dolla bills ya'll so I can get myself some bling bling.
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1.9/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: divegrl2003
Out doing battle with the rooted enemy
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1.8/5 (47 votes)

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Work work work work work work work work work work work work...can you guess what i'm doing right now?
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1.8/5 (58 votes)

Submitted by: sehbub
Sorry, I'm doing chores, for all I know I could be there for hours, or maybe even days, and I might even die :'(! sry!
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1.7/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: nottellinusuka
You know how I told you my boss was a fire breather? Well, BYE BYEZ! I'm gone!
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1.3/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: *DevineSoREAL09*



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