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Message: A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong...she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I'm sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister...her mom just died too!
Submitted By: mattzgrl4eva

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Unlike your spoiled, lazy, bratty, rich a$$...........I'M WORKING because I NEED MONEY!
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3.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: xxEmoBytch14xx
Sittin' here getting nothing accomplished as usual...
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3.3/5 (46 votes)

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Same ole sh*t, just a different day.
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3.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Chino
I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.
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3.1/5 (60 votes)

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I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.
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3.1/5 (70 votes)

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Sorry im in HELL (ie. work)!
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3.1/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: the slacker
Hi-ho Hi-Ho, I need to make some dough, so off to work I go!
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3.1/5 (104 votes)

Submitted by: goose was here
I should be working right now, don't add to my delinquency!
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3.0/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: pookiefly
Work, A risk to my sanity.
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3.0/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: RoyalzKat
I thought America was a free country if it is then why am I slaving away for my boss at work?
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2.9/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: princess
I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
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2.8/5 (41 votes)

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Im out being a slave for my parents!! I will be back in a sec
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2.6/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Whitney!!



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