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Category: Valentines
Message: What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Submitted By: Jumpball767

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I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday
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The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.
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To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
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Submitted by: u only wish u knew
Cinderella's life...
without the evil step-family...
or the fairy godmother...
or the prince...
or the glass slipper.
so basically just cleaning. :-X
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3.7/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: ZNd
We were all brought up to believe that we'd grow up to be movie-gods and rock stars. but we're not. and we're pissed. I'm working leave a message.
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3.6/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: deadstar
People say hard work can't kill, but why take chances?
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3.6/5 (119 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
I'm taking a break from procrastinating
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3.6/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: Blaxx11
I love my job, it's the work I hate.
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3.6/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: ???????
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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3.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Flip
I owe, I owe it's off to work I go.
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3.5/5 (178 votes)

Submitted by: gilesmray
"I love work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
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3.5/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: bleufaid
Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn.
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3.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Hog78

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