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I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday
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The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.
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To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
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3.7/5 (193 votes)
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Submitted by: u only wish u knew |
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Cinderella's life...
without the evil step-family...
or the fairy godmother...
or the prince...
or the glass slipper.
so basically just cleaning. :-X
- Currently 3.72/5
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3.7/5 (99 votes)
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Submitted by: ZNd |
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We were all brought up to believe that we'd grow up to be movie-gods and rock stars. but we're not. and we're pissed. I'm working leave a message.
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3.6/5 (156 votes)
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Submitted by: deadstar |
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People say hard work can't kill, but why take chances?
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3.6/5 (119 votes)
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Submitted by: cwg53grimm |
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I'm taking a break from procrastinating
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3.6/5 (140 votes)
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Submitted by: Blaxx11 |
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I love my job, it's the work I hate.
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3.6/5 (142 votes)
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Submitted by: ??????? |
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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3.5/5 (76 votes)
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Submitted by: Flip |
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I owe, I owe it's off to work I go.
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3.5/5 (178 votes)
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Submitted by: gilesmray |
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"I love work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."
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3.5/5 (144 votes)
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Submitted by: bleufaid |
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Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn.
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3.4/5 (68 votes)
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Submitted by: Hog78 |
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