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Message: I'm watching Homer make an a$$ of himself, and Bart terrorizing Principal Skinner, Back in 30.
Submitted By: big_homer5

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Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
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4.3/5 (709 votes)

Submitted by: Kramelopithecus
If kisses were *snowflakes* I'd send you a blizzard.
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3.9/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: katieladybugg
I made a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first -- it wet the bed!
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3.8/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm out throwing snowballs at little kids, leave me a message.
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3.3/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
It's snowing here tonight
It's snowing here tonight
It's snowing here tonight
We want a snow day.
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1.7/5 (150 votes)

Submitted by: laurel0997
Before you look up and open your mouth to catch snowflakes when it's snowing... make sure ALL of the birds have flown South for the Winter. ;-)
BrB!
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4.2/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: cutiepie385
I am away skiing! The only thing is I don't have ski's so I'm using my shoes. I also don't have a big enough hill so I'm using the roof! I should be back soon.
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3.3/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: craze4cows
Walkin' in a winter wonderland. AAAAAHHHH!! The abdominal snowman is attacking me! Be back when he gives back my gloves! ugghhh this might be a while...
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2.5/5 (93 votes)

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Huh? I can't hear you, there's too much snow...
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2.1/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Z
"It's frickin freezing out here Mr. Bigglesworth!" ~Dr. Evil
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2.8/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: ShiChi
Hey I am in the snow. What in the heck are you doing inside?
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2.9/5 (86 votes)

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Bad thing about winter: Frezzing my butt off.
Good thing: Snow days!
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2.8/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: COOLME2492

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