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Category: Funny
Message: Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
Submitted By: wzac

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I'm becoming an Angel right now...a SNOWangel that is!
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2.6/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: Galmgirly88
Baby it's cold outside, so hold me tight and never let me go.
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: itsallaboutme
S-snow
N-noel
O-ornaments
W-winter wonderland
F-fire place
L-lord
A-angel
K-Kris Kringle
E-eating
S-snowman
I'm out playing in the snow!
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3.1/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: tiklemeelmo1921
I'm outside making a lemon snowcone.
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: COOLMONKEY30
Snow is in the air, snow is on the ground, snow is in my . . . COFFEE? Damn that snow!
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3.6/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Badabing
Oh the weather outside is Frightful,
My pajama pants are so delightful,
I really hope my classes won't meet,
Let it Sleet, Let it Sleet, Let it Sleet!
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3.5/5 (35 votes)

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The snowman outside looks lonely...I'm going to go give it a hug. :-)
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3.4/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: pure green day
Dear Winter,
Seriously, Screw you.
Love,
-Me
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3.2/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: FinallyHolly
I think I am a snowflake...
...Because I'm falling for you.
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3.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: r0xysn0wb0arder6
If all the snow flakes were gummie bears and milk shakes oh what a snow that would beeee.... standing outside with my mouth opened wide ahhh ah ah ah ahh ah ah ahh ahh ahhh........if all the snow flakes were gummie bears and milk shakes oh what a snow that would beeee
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2.7/5 (46 votes)

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**~** Forget the Rain**~**
Kiss me in the Snow
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4.0/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: <3
SNOW DAY!!!
haha, kids in WARM states have school right now...haha, suckers...
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3.9/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: a2natizzle

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