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Message: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.
Submitted By: kaylamarie23

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I'm becoming an Angel right now...a SNOWangel that is!
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2.6/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: Galmgirly88
Walkin' in a winter wonderland. AAAAAHHHH!! The abdominal snowman is attacking me! Be back when he gives back my gloves! ugghhh this might be a while...
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2.5/5 (93 votes)

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I wish I was a POLAR BEAR so maybe I would Enjoy this COLDNESS! BURRRRR!
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2.5/5 (66 votes)

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Huh? I can't hear you, there's too much snow...
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2.1/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: Z
It's snowing here tonight
It's snowing here tonight
It's snowing here tonight
We want a snow day.
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1.7/5 (150 votes)

Submitted by: laurel0997



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