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Message: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
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Dear Winter,
Seriously, Screw you.
Love,
-Me
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3.2/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: FinallyHolly
I'm outside making a lemon snowcone.
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3.1/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: COOLMONKEY30
S-snow
N-noel
O-ornaments
W-winter wonderland
F-fire place
L-lord
A-angel
K-Kris Kringle
E-eating
S-snowman
I'm out playing in the snow!
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3.1/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: tiklemeelmo1921
Every time it's winter, you hold me tighter to keep me warm, and when we hold hands, they seem softer, and whenever we drink hot chocolate with whip cream...hey you have some whip cream right there:-*
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3.0/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: o0BabyPinkie0o
Hey, why are you reading my away message? Go have fun in the snow!
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3.0/5 (49 votes)

Submitted by: Sugarbebe90
Hey I am in the snow. What in the heck are you doing inside?
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2.9/5 (86 votes)

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Baby it's cold outside, so hold me tight and never let me go.
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: itsallaboutme
Bad thing about winter: Frezzing my butt off.
Good thing: Snow days!
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2.8/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: COOLME2492
"It's frickin freezing out here Mr. Bigglesworth!" ~Dr. Evil
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2.8/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: ShiChi
If all the snow flakes were gummie bears and milk shakes oh what a snow that would beeee.... standing outside with my mouth opened wide ahhh ah ah ah ahh ah ah ahh ahh ahhh........if all the snow flakes were gummie bears and milk shakes oh what a snow that would beeee
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2.7/5 (46 votes)

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I'm hibernating right now,
I hate the snow so I stay inside my cave
I'll IM you when the snow melts
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2.6/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: amanda
If I was good at making snowballs I would be outside.
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2.6/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: itnh2720



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