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Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
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Submitted by: Kramelopithecus |
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Before you look up and open your mouth to catch snowflakes when it's snowing... make sure ALL of the birds have flown South for the Winter. ;-)
BrB!
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Submitted by: cutiepie385 |
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**~** Forget the Rain**~**
Kiss me in the Snow
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Submitted by: <3 |
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If kisses were *snowflakes* I'd send you a blizzard.
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Submitted by: katieladybugg |
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SNOW DAY!!!
haha, kids in WARM states have school right now...haha, suckers...
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Submitted by: a2natizzle |
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I made a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first -- it wet the bed!
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Submitted by: Z |
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Snow is in the air, snow is on the ground, snow is in my . . . COFFEE? Damn that snow!
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Submitted by: Badabing |
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I think I am a snowflake...
...Because I'm falling for you.
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Submitted by: r0xysn0wb0arder6 |
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Oh the weather outside is Frightful,
My pajama pants are so delightful,
I really hope my classes won't meet,
Let it Sleet, Let it Sleet, Let it Sleet!
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The snowman outside looks lonely...I'm going to go give it a hug. :-)
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Submitted by: pure green day |
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I'm out throwing snowballs at little kids, leave me a message.
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Submitted by: Reef |
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I am away skiing! The only thing is I don't have ski's so I'm using my shoes. I also don't have a big enough hill so I'm using the roof! I should be back soon.
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Submitted by: craze4cows |
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