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Category: BabySitting
Message: I'm living the single most horrifying night of my life, little demons are going to torment me with constant howling, and screaming, they will throw strange hanffulls of unknown goop at me and the $600 white sofa. This may also be called 'babysitting'
Submitted By: SadLiLGnoMe156

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Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
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4.3/5 (709 votes)

Submitted by: Kramelopithecus
Before you look up and open your mouth to catch snowflakes when it's snowing... make sure ALL of the birds have flown South for the Winter. ;-)
BrB!
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4.2/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: cutiepie385
**~** Forget the Rain**~**
Kiss me in the Snow
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4.0/5 (46 votes)

Submitted by: <3
If kisses were *snowflakes* I'd send you a blizzard.
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3.9/5 (314 votes)

Submitted by: katieladybugg
SNOW DAY!!!
haha, kids in WARM states have school right now...haha, suckers...
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3.9/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: a2natizzle
I made a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first -- it wet the bed!
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3.8/5 (312 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Snow is in the air, snow is on the ground, snow is in my . . . COFFEE? Damn that snow!
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3.6/5 (33 votes)

Submitted by: Badabing
I think I am a snowflake...
...Because I'm falling for you.
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3.5/5 (40 votes)

Submitted by: r0xysn0wb0arder6
Oh the weather outside is Frightful,
My pajama pants are so delightful,
I really hope my classes won't meet,
Let it Sleet, Let it Sleet, Let it Sleet!
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3.5/5 (35 votes)

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The snowman outside looks lonely...I'm going to go give it a hug. :-)
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3.4/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: pure green day
I'm out throwing snowballs at little kids, leave me a message.
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3.3/5 (171 votes)

Submitted by: Reef
I am away skiing! The only thing is I don't have ski's so I'm using my shoes. I also don't have a big enough hill so I'm using the roof! I should be back soon.
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3.3/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: craze4cows

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