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Message: When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying.
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Your weather forecast: It's %t and the temperature is %temp with a forecast of %cond and a 0% chance of rain. With a 100% chance that you are going to tell me something important or you wouldn't have messaged me while I was away.
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4.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: frogbattler
If you're tall and someone asks "How's the weather up there?" Spit on them and tell them it's raining.
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4.0/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: RazberriFizz67
Out flying a kite in the %wind MPH wind!
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3.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm cold and it's time for a nice long 6 hour nap, till the a.m.
Forcast: It's %temp degrees outside here in %city, %shortstate.
Way too cold to do anything but sleep!
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3.9/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: jackieb
I'm not here right now but I can tell you the weather. The sun rose at %sunrise and will set at %sunset. It's %temp degrees outside in %city %shortstate. It feels like %feels. The wind direction is %wdir and the speed is %wind. The weather conditions are %cond. And the humidity is %humid.
  • Currently 3.81/5
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3.8/5 (32 votes)

Submitted by: Kristen
OOO I'm out enjoying the weather in %city, %shortstate!! Its %cond at %temp degrees, with winds at %wind mph. It feels like it is %feels degrees though!
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3.8/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: orangejuice857
I've been caught by the %wind MPH wind, be back when it lets me go...
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3.7/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: eb13flipper
%cond outside and feels like %temp too...
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3.7/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: sportchef02
Outside getting skin cancer in this %temp degree weather ...(aka: Tanning)
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3.5/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: anynonmous
It is %cond and %temp. Go outside and enjoy the weather!!!!!!!!!
Love yoU!
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3.4/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ajmartel5
I'm not here right now. It's %temp degrees outside and it feels like %feels. We have a wind speed of %speed
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3.3/5 (14 votes)

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OMG! It's %temp degrees outside here in %city, %shortstate! brrrrrrr! coooold! Can't wait till summa!
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3.2/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: grlytbone11

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