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Category: Shower
Message: Its time to go get a little wet and wild!!
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Your weather forecast: It's %t and the temperature is %temp with a forecast of %cond and a 0% chance of rain. With a 100% chance that you are going to tell me something important or you wouldn't have messaged me while I was away.
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4.3/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: frogbattler
If you're tall and someone asks "How's the weather up there?" Spit on them and tell them it's raining.
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4.0/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: RazberriFizz67
Out flying a kite in the %wind MPH wind!
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3.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm cold and it's time for a nice long 6 hour nap, till the a.m.
Forcast: It's %temp degrees outside here in %city, %shortstate.
Way too cold to do anything but sleep!
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3.9/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: jackieb
I'm not here right now but I can tell you the weather. The sun rose at %sunrise and will set at %sunset. It's %temp degrees outside in %city %shortstate. It feels like %feels. The wind direction is %wdir and the speed is %wind. The weather conditions are %cond. And the humidity is %humid.
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3.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Kristen
OOO I'm out enjoying the weather in %city, %shortstate!! Its %cond at %temp degrees, with winds at %wind mph. It feels like it is %feels degrees though!
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3.8/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: orangejuice857
I've been caught by the %wind MPH wind, be back when it lets me go...
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3.7/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: eb13flipper
%cond outside and feels like %temp too...
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3.7/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: sportchef02
I'm not here right now. It's %temp degrees outside and it feels like %feels. We have a wind speed of %speed
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3.5/5 (13 votes)

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Outside getting skin cancer in this %temp degree weather ...(aka: Tanning)
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3.5/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: anynonmous
It is %cond and %temp. Go outside and enjoy the weather!!!!!!!!!
Love yoU!
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3.4/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ajmartel5
OMG! It's %temp degrees outside here in %city, %shortstate! brrrrrrr! coooold! Can't wait till summa!
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3.2/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: grlytbone11

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