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What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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Submitted by: Jumpball767 |
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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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Submitted by: Z |
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I look at you and hope,
that you will walk my way,
and that we'll be together,
on this Valetines Day...
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Submitted by: Sami |
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Love and friendship fills the air
People smiling and laughing everywhere
Each kiss costs a dime
So take a ticket and wait in line
Oh what a bore this day can be
I love you so much, can't you see!
You get a card that someone sends
Most people waiting for this day to end
Since they don't have one to admire
They sit at home and cry near the fire
Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses
The cold weather makes cherry red noses
Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent
And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
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Submitted by: By Cat and Bri |
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Box of chocolates: $14
A dozen roses: $39.99
teddy bear: $13
Love: price-less
Happy Valentines day!!
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Submitted by: horsebabe |
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Will you be my valentine?
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Submitted by: ValentineShortie |
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, all I want on Valentines Day is to just be with you
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Submitted by: scoobydoorulz86 |
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A Friend's Love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."
True Love says:
" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there."
~Jimi Hollemans
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Submitted by: K |
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Box of Chocolates: $20.00
Red Roses: $39.99
A heart shaped cake for him/her: $50.00
Love: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's ME...
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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Submitted by: djjoshi |
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I am Sweet
and you are sour
so just shut up
and give me a flower!
Happy Valentines day!
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Submitted by: AdamBrodysgrl |
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Submitted by: sExImOnKeY319 |
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
If life gives you milk make cheese
If life gives you dirt make mud pies
If life gives you chocolates, GIVE THEM TO YOUR VALENTINE!!! Will you be mine?
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3.5/5 (101 votes)
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Submitted by: CoUrTnEyT |
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