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What I think of Valentines Day hearts and roses and kisses galore.... what the heck is all that junk for people get mushy and start acting weird Its definitely the most annoying day of the year this day needs to be over with the end is near before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak and wear all black for the rest of the week guys act all sweet but soon it will fade for all they are doing is trying to get laid the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit because I think love is a bunch of s**t so theres my story.....what can say love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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Submitted by: Jumpball767 |
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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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Submitted by: Z |
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I look at you and hope, that you will walk my way, and that we'll be together, on this Valetines Day...
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Submitted by: Sami |
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Love and friendship fills the air People smiling and laughing everywhere Each kiss costs a dime So take a ticket and wait in line Oh what a bore this day can be I love you so much, can't you see! You get a card that someone sends Most people waiting for this day to end Since they don't have one to admire They sit at home and cry near the fire Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses The cold weather makes cherry red noses Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
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Submitted by: By Cat and Bri |
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Box of chocolates: $14 A dozen roses: $39.99 teddy bear: $13 Love: price-less Happy Valentines day!!
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Submitted by: horsebabe |
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Will you be my valentine?
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Submitted by: ValentineShortie |
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, all I want on Valentines Day is to just be with you
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Submitted by: scoobydoorulz86 |
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A Friend's Love says: " If you ever need anything, I'll be there."
True Love says:
" You'll never need anything; I'll be there." ~Jimi Hollemans
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Submitted by: K |
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Box of Chocolates: $20.00 Red Roses: $39.99 A heart shaped cake for him/her: $50.00 Love: Priceless There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's ME... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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Submitted by: djjoshi |
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I am Sweet and you are sour so just shut up and give me a flower! Happy Valentines day!
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Submitted by: AdamBrodysgrl |
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Submitted by: sExImOnKeY319 |
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade If life gives you milk make cheese If life gives you dirt make mud pies If life gives you chocolates, GIVE THEM TO YOUR VALENTINE!!! Will you be mine?
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Submitted by: CoUrTnEyT |
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