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Roses are red,
Violets are black,
You ruin my Valintine's day,
and I'll give you a smack.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Submitted by: sExImOnKeY319 |
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, all I want on Valentines Day is to just be with you
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Submitted by: scoobydoorulz86 |
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I am Sweet
and you are sour
so just shut up
and give me a flower!
Happy Valentines day!
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3.9/5 (133 votes)
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Submitted by: AdamBrodysgrl |
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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and I love you
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Submitted by: irresistible49X |
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I know that you are the one and that we will have fun in the sun eating hot dag buns and we will never be done because our love has just begun!!!
Happy valentines day
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I love you like a corn loves the cob!!!
Happy valentines day
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What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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Submitted by: Jumpball767 |
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<3 crushin sooo damn hard <3...i wanna be your valentine and I want you to be mine..your all I think about and all I want!!..<3 only if you knew
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Submitted by: <3 DeDiKaTeD <3 |
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All I need is you
All I want is you
Hope I could have You
even if its only for a day
be mine .......HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!
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Submitted by: baby j |
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Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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Submitted by: Z |
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I love you, you love me! I wanna sit on the chair and eat. Leave me alone or I'll smack you on the head. It's Valentine's Day, wake up, sleepy head!
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Submitted by: Woodle |
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