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Message: Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a rocket, stuck his finger in his butt and called it Hershey's chocolate.
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Love and friendship fills the air
People smiling and laughing everywhere
Each kiss costs a dime
So take a ticket and wait in line
Oh what a bore this day can be
I love you so much, can't you see!
You get a card that someone sends
Most people waiting for this day to end
Since they don't have one to admire
They sit at home and cry near the fire
Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses
The cold weather makes cherry red noses
Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent
And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
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4.2/5 (193 votes)

Submitted by: By Cat and Bri
A Friend's Love says:
" If you ever need anything,
I'll be there."


True Love says:

" You'll never need anything;
I'll be there."
~Jimi Hollemans
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4.2/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: K
What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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4.0/5 (481 votes)

Submitted by: Jumpball767
I look at you and hope,
that you will walk my way,
and that we'll be together,
on this Valetines Day...
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4.0/5 (211 votes)

Submitted by: Sami
Happy Singles Awareness Day!
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4.0/5 (273 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Box of Chocolates: $20.00
Red Roses: $39.99
A heart shaped cake for him/her: $50.00
Love: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's ME...
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
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4.0/5 (134 votes)

Submitted by: djjoshi
When you said you loved me
I hoped that it was true
Because this Valentine's Day
I'm going to say it to you!
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4.0/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: ..~*~..TFF..~*~..
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Happy Valentine's Day!
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3.9/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: sExImOnKeY319
I am Sweet
and you are sour
so just shut up
and give me a flower!
Happy Valentines day!
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3.9/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: AdamBrodysgrl
I know where I'll be for Valentines Day.
I'll be sitting here, wishing you would come my way.
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3.9/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: CandyBabe42
Valentine's Day is a day of love
It's a day when you find your true love
A day of hearts and yummy candies
A day when Cupid hits you with a love arrow
A day when you find your Valentine
Will you be mine?
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3.9/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: laughingqueen518
Roses are red,
Voilets are blue.
I hate valenites day!
Oh you do 2!
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3.9/5 (50 votes)

Submitted by: jft108

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