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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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Submitted by: Lesley |
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You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
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Submitted by: Person |
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I'm running outside under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent!!
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664 |
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The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :)
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Submitted by: blondie momento |
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Dont you wish you knew.
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Killing gnomes with sporks!
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Submitted by: laurabellz2006 |
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I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car....
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Submitted by: PiNkPaNtHeR1878 |
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they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
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Submitted by: bodaciousbabe304 |
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If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?
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Submitted by: pan0698 |
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When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks.
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Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople |
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What is you are riding in your car in florida and a cloud that is shaped like a horse goes by? You get a craving for french fries! But you cant have any french fries because your not in france. where french fries even invented in france?
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Submitted by: AnGeLfAcE9438821 |
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Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.
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Submitted by: higingitsemilyPISS |
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