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Category: Geek
Message: Congrats you are the 1000 person to see my away message
If u want to get your free prize, heres the link to my web site
1st press and hold CTRL
2nd press and hold ALT
3rd press Delete
4th do this 5 times really fast!
Then press Enter 3 times.
If this doesnt work then someone stole your prize, sorry.
Submitted By: BasketBallJonezX

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!!
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2.5/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: ~**Van Hall**~
If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: watsmyname77
The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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2.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: llamallama duk11
Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Jen Bec
they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
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3.1/5 (499 votes)

Submitted by: bodaciousbabe304
If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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3.8/5 (2624 votes)

Submitted by: Lesley
I couldn't think of an away message.
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3.1/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: MB0734
The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :)
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3.9/5 (753 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks.
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3.2/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople
Mini me stop humping the friggin "laser" BB after i control this damn clone
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2.4/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: (_8^(l)
I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car....
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Submitted by: PiNkPaNtHeR1878
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
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3.2/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople

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