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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!!
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Submitted by: ~**Van Hall**~ |
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If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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Submitted by: watsmyname77 |
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The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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2.1/5 (112 votes)
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Submitted by: llamallama duk11 |
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Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)
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Submitted by: Jen Bec |
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they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
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3.1/5 (499 votes)
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Submitted by: bodaciousbabe304 |
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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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Submitted by: Lesley |
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I couldn't think of an away message.
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3.1/5 (340 votes)
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Submitted by: MB0734 |
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The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :)
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3.9/5 (753 votes)
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Submitted by: blondie momento |
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When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks.
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Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople |
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Mini me stop humping the friggin "laser" BB after i control this damn clone
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2.4/5 (156 votes)
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Submitted by: (_8^(l) |
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I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car....
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3.8/5 (602 votes)
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Submitted by: PiNkPaNtHeR1878 |
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Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
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3.2/5 (349 votes)
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Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople |
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