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Category: Telephone
Message: Hey, I'm on the phone right now. If you really want me on the computer, then buy me a CORDLESS phone...Be back when I am done!!!!
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What is you are riding in your car in florida and a cloud that is shaped like a horse goes by? You get a craving for french fries! But you cant have any french fries because your not in france. where french fries even invented in france?
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1.7/5 (395 votes)

Submitted by: AnGeLfAcE9438821
How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonderyup i wonder!
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1.8/5 (212 votes)

Submitted by: ull have to guess!
Submitting my query.
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2.0/5 (140 votes)

Submitted by: kasheyeyyyy
The cheese sat next to the banana!!!!!
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2.1/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: llamallama duk11
I see london, I see france. I see %n's underpants!
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2.2/5 (154 votes)

Submitted by: ScHiZoFrEnIaK
Goat fries with cheese!!! Always Good!
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2.3/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Hows your bowling arm!?!
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2.4/5 (135 votes)

Submitted by: Josh
Mini me stop humping the friggin "laser" BB after i control this damn clone
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2.4/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: (_8^(l)
Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone!
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2.5/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: spoiledrottenva
Fish on a stick or fish stick? U decide
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2.5/5 (130 votes)

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Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE....
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2.5/5 (174 votes)

Submitted by: jay69mn
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!!!
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2.5/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: ~**Van Hall**~

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