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*sings* "I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck....so kiss my ass...I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck......so kiss my ass..." Hey, Don't you see I am in the middle of something very important..Now leave your message and begone! *sings* "I don't wanna be a chicken....I don't wanna be a duck....so kiss my ass"
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Submitted by: flirtybebe2 |
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2/3 of the world's eggplant is from New Jersey
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm sittin on a couch eating a potato. Does that make me a couch potato?
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Submitted by: SwTPiNaY |
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Hip..hiphop....hip hopapotomus
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Submitted by: 007 and a quarter |
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Watch out for the gopher!!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...
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Submitted by: GreekCutie036 |
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconutsThere they are a-standing in a row...Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
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Submitted by: sendekYO |
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I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear.
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Submitted by: lostchild236 |
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If you are climbing up a tree and the power goes out how many toes can a monkey eat? Zero cats only have 1 tail.
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Submitted by: Casa Penick |
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Not the leprachans again!!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back!
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Submitted by: Pinkpanther |
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Never walk with both hands in your pockets. You figure out why.
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Submitted by: claire |
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they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
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Submitted by: bodaciousbabe304 |
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I couldn't think of an away message.
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Submitted by: MB0734 |
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