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Category: Finals
Message: It has commenced...finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while (insert school name here) has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. In coming days it is likely to see a plethora of unpleasant faces staring into an oblivion that can only be experienced by the (insert school name here) society. The underlying prolifigacy in which this institution so loves to put forth has taken a toll on our already feeble carcasses, in result of consuming repulsive dining hall rations. The possibility of survival is a distant notion...God help us all...
Submitted By: julzzz

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If you are climbing up a tree and the power goes out how many toes can a monkey eat? Zero cats only have 1 tail.
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3.1/5 (232 votes)

Submitted by: Casa Penick
Not the leprachans again!!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back!
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3.1/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: Pinkpanther
Never walk with both hands in your pockets. You figure out why.
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3.1/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: claire
they're coming to take me away haha they're coming to take me away hoho hehe haha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and ill be happy to see those nice young men in they're clean white coats and they're coming to take me away HAHA!!
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3.1/5 (499 votes)

Submitted by: bodaciousbabe304
I couldn't think of an away message.
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3.1/5 (340 votes)

Submitted by: MB0734
::Break dancing with my mini-me::
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3.1/5 (167 votes)

Submitted by: Ashez
If you're going down the highway, and you lose a foot, what day does the mad cow get drowned in the hogs shoe??
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3.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: watsmyname77
I've got a lovely bunch of coconutsThere they are a-standing in a row...Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
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3.0/5 (215 votes)

Submitted by: sendekYO
I lost my pants and someone stole my underwear.
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3.0/5 (152 votes)

Submitted by: lostchild236
Watch out for the gopher!!! He will turn you into blue pancakes...
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2.9/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: GreekCutie036
Hip..hiphop....hip hopapotomus
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2.8/5 (214 votes)

Submitted by: 007 and a quarter
2/3 of the world's eggplant is from New Jersey
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2.7/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118



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