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Category: NewYears
Message: Getting drunk with the family!!...ahh real quality time!! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!
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The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :)
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3.9/5 (753 votes)

Submitted by: blondie momento
If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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3.8/5 (2624 votes)

Submitted by: Lesley
You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
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3.8/5 (908 votes)

Submitted by: Person
I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car....
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3.8/5 (602 votes)

Submitted by: PiNkPaNtHeR1878
Killing gnomes with sporks!
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3.8/5 (619 votes)

Submitted by: laurabellz2006
I'm running outside under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent!!
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3.8/5 (896 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
Dont you wish you knew.
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3.6/5 (644 votes)

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Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.
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3.5/5 (382 votes)

Submitted by: higingitsemilyPISS
If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?
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3.3/5 (421 votes)

Submitted by: pan0698
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
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3.2/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople
When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks.
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3.2/5 (405 votes)

Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople
Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Jen Bec

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