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The tree outside looks lonely, I am gonna go give it a hug! :)
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Submitted by: blondie momento |
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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!!
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Submitted by: Lesley |
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You see, the problem here is that my little brother this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave and uh my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hi-jacked a school bus full of penguins so you see it’s kind of a family crisis so…come back later?.
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Submitted by: Person |
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I'm after the monkeys who stole my underwear last night...I'll be back as soon as I run over them with my Barbie Car....
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Submitted by: PiNkPaNtHeR1878 |
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Killing gnomes with sporks!
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3.8/5 (618 votes)
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Submitted by: laurabellz2006 |
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I'm running outside under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent!!
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664 |
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Dont you wish you knew.
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Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.
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Submitted by: higingitsemilyPISS |
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If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?
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Submitted by: pan0698 |
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Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
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Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople |
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When you walk, always carry two sacks so that way if anyone asks you for a hand you can say, sorry, got these sacks.
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Submitted by: Iluvcrazypeople |
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Ghghghghghhghghghfhfhffhhfhffhhffjjffjjfjffjfjfjdkghdk sorry I'm playing chopsticks on the second row of my keyboard.
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Submitted by: Jen Bec |
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