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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: The turkey in my head told me to eat ham!
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Im either
a)waiting to stuff my face with food
b)stuffing my face with food
c)stuffing my face with more food
or
d)resting after stuffing my face with food
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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3.8/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: mrspimpette333
Why are you reading this and not eating Turkey like I am?? Don't you want to be fat and happy???
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3.1/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: UberBiz
Hey im either doing one of two things: #1 I'm eating turkey or #2 I'm listening to old people talk.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)

Submitted by: azrider65
There are only so many hoildays in a year where you can get the whole disfunctional family together under one roof and eat one family member out of house and home... today is one of the those fabulous holidays...
Happy Thanksgiving :-)
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2.8/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: firegirliest1
~*~SOS~*~
sincerely yours,
-the turkey-
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: tatortot
Turkey: $25
Plates: $10
Canned Cranberry: $2
Having the whole family over: HELL
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4.1/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: qt8586248
It's %t ... do you know Where your turkey is?
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3.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: CrAzY LiL KeLs
Thank God for Thanksgiving... NO SCHOOL
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2.8/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: J
Thanksgiving-(n.) the only day of the year when you are officially allowed to watch football and eat dinner at the same time
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: cheer0032
Why don't turkeys eat turkey on Thanksgiving? Because they are already stuffed.
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3.3/5 (62 votes)

Submitted by: jasonr
Thanksgiving the day where I'm allowed to skip school, but forced to stay away from the computer and talk to the family.
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3.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Last year, after watching too many corny TV shows, my mom asked all of us to say what we were thankful for. My father said he was thankful for his healthy family and his steady job, my little sister said she was thankful for her cat and her friends. I said I was thankful that they didn't cancel Must See TV just because it was Thanksgiving. Everyone laughed at me. Being a year older, I now realize that what I was supposed to do was lie.
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3.4/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: a big secret

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