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Message: You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
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Turkeys are waddlelicious.
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: stooge
Hey %n I am gettin stuffed ... just like the turkey is!
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2.2/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: beckybaby188
The turkey in my head told me to eat ham!
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3.0/5 (36 votes)

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**Bless the meat and damn the skin, lets not join hands and LETS DIG IN!**
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: **00v!**
Damnt!..Looks like pizza again this year..:-/
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2.8/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: LilGoober32688
Getting turkey-faced.
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: SqUiNtS
~*~SOS~*~
sincerely yours,
-the turkey-
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: tatortot
Happy Turkey Day! Go eat eat and eat and have fun with your family!
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: mars123
Turkey: $25.00
Plates (all the works): $35.00
Havin your family over: priceless
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2.8/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Turkey,mashed potatos,gravy,stuffing, which one first?
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
If a turkey had lips would it whistle?
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2.6/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: bagg69
Be happy! gobble gobble gobble ! its turkey day!
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2.9/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: kim and diana

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