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~Thanksgiving~ [sung to are you sleeping] Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving how are you, how are you I want a feast sir with ham and cheese sir mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm! Please no turkey
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Submitted by: Sugrfrk88 |
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The turkey is here no time to waste, talking to you is making me late to get stuffed. ttulr
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Submitted by: asmoore08 |
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Be thankful that you are not IM'ing me
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Submitted by: Hottiegrl567899999 |
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It's Thanksgiving, do you see me IM'ing you!?
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Thanksgiving. The food, the football, and the nap p in g..............
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Submitted by: thetobstinator |
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If a turkey had lips would it whistle? You know, that question comes up a lot and frankly, I don't really care because the only place I like turkey is when I am eating it. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Submitted by: SMP |
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Are you wondering why I'm even online on Thanksgiving Day? Well like you, I'd be eating Thanksgiving Dinner but I can't eat anything until these damn turkeys stop dancing in my head!
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Submitted by: GrimJob |
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Hey %n I am gettin stuffed ... just like the turkey is!
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Submitted by: beckybaby188 |
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I went to go eat some Turkey, for it is Thanksgiving Day!!
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Submitted by: iLoveNiCoCromWeLL |
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Hey I'm out like a redneck shooting for my Thanksgiving dinner!:-D
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Submitted by: Kathryn1096 |
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Happy Turkey Day! Go eat eat and eat and have fun with your family!
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Submitted by: mars123 |
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Ummmmmmm.....the smell of food, the gathering of people, the... hey who ate my turkey. BRB I gotta find that SOB that ate my turkey.
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