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Category: Halloween
Message: I'm away poisoning candy right now, ttul8r when I'm finished.
Submitted By: Jon

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Getting turkey-faced.
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: SqUiNtS
Thanksgiving is such a great day for us ... but, I feel sorry for the turkeys.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: lilh00va12
Do not disturb: EATING TURKEY :) :-D :-P
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2.7/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: LuvlyMe1214
Turkey,mashed potatos,gravy,stuffing, which one first?
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
Can you waddle like a chicken can you bark like a dog can you scream like a turkey (when your dad sets it onfire in the oven)!!! Oh no best go help or I won't have a house left to even have a Thanksgiving dinner ttyl ~*Happy Thanksgiving*~
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: hockyplaerlovr97
It's THANKSGIVING... It only comes once a year, I don't know why your wasting your time reading my away message?!?! When you can be eating your turkey!
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2.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: AsNGrL316
If a turkey had lips would it whistle?
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2.6/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: bagg69
Turkeys are waddlelicious.
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: stooge
Thanksgiving is made for FOOD! I can GOBBLE it all up!
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2.6/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: xOx Jac xOx
Hey %n! It's %t, where is YOUR turkey? I'm eatin mine so stop wasting time and eat that turkey!
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2.6/5 (9 votes)

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I'm spending time with my family for Thanksgiving ... you must be an orphan if you're online...
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2.6/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Ummmmmmm.....the smell of food, the gathering of people, the... hey who ate my turkey. BRB I gotta find that SOB that ate my turkey.
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2.5/5 (21 votes)

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