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Category: Christmas
Message: Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
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Getting turkey-faced.
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: SqUiNtS
Thanksgiving is such a great day for us ... but, I feel sorry for the turkeys.
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: lilh00va12
Do not disturb: EATING TURKEY :) :-D :-P
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2.7/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: LuvlyMe1214
Turkey,mashed potatos,gravy,stuffing, which one first?
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Xx Swt Honey Bee
Can you waddle like a chicken can you bark like a dog can you scream like a turkey (when your dad sets it onfire in the oven)!!! Oh no best go help or I won't have a house left to even have a Thanksgiving dinner ttyl ~*Happy Thanksgiving*~
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: hockyplaerlovr97
It's THANKSGIVING... It only comes once a year, I don't know why your wasting your time reading my away message?!?! When you can be eating your turkey!
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2.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: AsNGrL316
If a turkey had lips would it whistle?
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2.6/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: bagg69
Turkeys are waddlelicious.
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: stooge
Thanksgiving is made for FOOD! I can GOBBLE it all up!
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2.6/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: xOx Jac xOx
Hey %n! It's %t, where is YOUR turkey? I'm eatin mine so stop wasting time and eat that turkey!
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2.6/5 (9 votes)

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I'm spending time with my family for Thanksgiving ... you must be an orphan if you're online...
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2.6/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Ummmmmmm.....the smell of food, the gathering of people, the... hey who ate my turkey. BRB I gotta find that SOB that ate my turkey.
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2.5/5 (21 votes)

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