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Thanksgiving-(n.) the only day of the year when you are officially allowed to watch football and eat dinner at the same time
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Submitted by: cheer0032 |
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c'mon, it's Thanksgiving...go hang with your family....eat some turkey.
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3.2/5 (14 votes)
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Submitted by: Sweetangel7823 |
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Do ya wanna know why exactly they serve turkey on thanksgiving? well so do I.
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3.2/5 (19 votes)
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Submitted by: Shannabannana |
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Thanksgiving is a time of being thankful.. but right now's not cause I'm not here!
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3.1/5 (14 votes)
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Submitted by: AnGiEgRl02 |
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Thanksgiving the day where I'm allowed to skip school, but forced to stay away from the computer and talk to the family.
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3.1/5 (75 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Why are you reading this and not eating Turkey like I am?? Don't you want to be fat and happy???
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3.1/5 (44 votes)
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Submitted by: UberBiz |
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It's %t ... do you know Where your turkey is?
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3.1/5 (55 votes)
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Submitted by: CrAzY LiL KeLs |
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Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks, that's why I am thanking you for leaving me alone. Thanks!!!
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3.1/5 (11 votes)
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Submitted by: steve19 |
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The turkey in my head told me to eat ham!
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3.0/5 (36 votes)
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Save the turkeys. Eat cow.
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3.0/5 (16 votes)
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Submitted by: tommyhorse17 |
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Got turkey?
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2.9/5 (15 votes)
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Be happy! gobble gobble gobble ! its turkey day!
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2.9/5 (13 votes)
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Submitted by: kim and diana |
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