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Message: Yo Mamma so fat that when the school bus drives by she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!
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Thanksgiving-(n.) the only day of the year when you are officially allowed to watch football and eat dinner at the same time
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3.3/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: cheer0032
c'mon, it's Thanksgiving...go hang with your family....eat some turkey.
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3.2/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: Sweetangel7823
Do ya wanna know why exactly they serve turkey on thanksgiving? well so do I.
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3.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Shannabannana
Thanksgiving is a time of being thankful..
but right now's not cause I'm not here!
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3.1/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: AnGiEgRl02
Thanksgiving the day where I'm allowed to skip school, but forced to stay away from the computer and talk to the family.
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3.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Why are you reading this and not eating Turkey like I am?? Don't you want to be fat and happy???
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3.1/5 (44 votes)

Submitted by: UberBiz
It's %t ... do you know Where your turkey is?
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3.1/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: CrAzY LiL KeLs
Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks, that's why I am thanking you for leaving me alone. Thanks!!!
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3.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: steve19
The turkey in my head told me to eat ham!
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3.0/5 (36 votes)

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Save the turkeys. Eat cow.
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3.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tommyhorse17
Got turkey?
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

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Be happy! gobble gobble gobble ! its turkey day!
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2.9/5 (13 votes)

Submitted by: kim and diana

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