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He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
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Submitted by: hiperactivachica |
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Turkey: $25
Plates: $10
Canned Cranberry: $2
Having the whole family over: HELL
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Submitted by: qt8586248 |
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Running around the woods in a turkey suit protesting the hunting of innocent turkeys... I think I hear someone...
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Submitted by: shinnythimble |
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Im either
a)waiting to stuff my face with food
b)stuffing my face with food
c)stuffing my face with more food
or
d)resting after stuffing my face with food
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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Submitted by: mrspimpette333 |
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Grace: Good Food Good Meat Good God Lets Eat!!!
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Submitted by: 007fromheaven |
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You know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving? I dream I eat so much food that all the deliciousness rushes to my stomach and I pass out on the table
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The Turkey Says,"Hey Look They invited Me For Dinner!"
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Submitted by: RedFlamingo478 |
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Last year, after watching too many corny TV shows, my mom asked all of us to say what we were thankful for. My father said he was thankful for his healthy family and his steady job, my little sister said she was thankful for her cat and her friends. I said I was thankful that they didn't cancel Must See TV just because it was Thanksgiving. Everyone laughed at me. Being a year older, I now realize that what I was supposed to do was lie.
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Submitted by: a big secret |
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Hey im either doing one of two things:
#1 I'm eating turkey or
#2 I'm listening to old people talk.
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Submitted by: azrider65 |
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Thanksgiving will soon be here. Turkey and stuffing will disapper.
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Submitted by: Michelle& Jeff |
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Why don't turkeys eat turkey on Thanksgiving? Because they are already stuffed.
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Submitted by: jasonr |
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The pilgrims and the indians should be here soon.. got to get ready!!
If you want Indians and Pilgrims to come to your house on Thanksgiving please call this number 1800-Ineedhelp.
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Submitted by: LilGoober32688 |
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